First of all, it has an undersized pool table, in a cramped area, for only 50p per game.
Shit gets broken because there isn't enough room to swing a cue.
Second, it features an elderly, mildly-disabled clientele (featured in the background of the following photo)....
...who all bring their dogs.
Which of course made Meghan very happy.
The beer selection was okay. I had a McEwan's 70/-, but only a half-pint. Tobi and I were expecting a long night, and had already started pacing ourselves. Linus and Meghan, the rookies, were still ordering full pints of Tennents and Strongbow. By this time, Joao had already gone home.