There is something about the lounge at Rick's Boutique Hotel that feels like a movie set, or a front for something highly illegal and profitable.
Oh, my, look what they have on tap! I was very pleased to find Innis & Gunn amongst its surprisingly diverse set of beers.
A menu on the table proudly informed me that Rick's has been a part of "Edinburgh's dynamic cocktail scene" since the year 2000. The idea of a dynamic cocktail scene makes me laugh, for some reason.